Friday, February 07, 2003

WHY I CAN'T TAKE ROBERT WRIGHT SERIOUSLY

As I said in the post below, there are two legitimate stances one can take on Iraq:
(1) Iraq is amassing weapons and evading inspectors. This cannot be allowed to happen.

(2) Iraq is amassing weapons and evading inspectors. This does not pose enough of a threat to justify a pre-emptive invasion.

People can rattle on all day long about multilateralism and the UN all they want to, but at the end of the day, those are the two stances. President Bush and company opt for #1. Europe opts for #2 by default. Their talk of weapons inspection after years upon years of failure demonstrate that they are idiots or, at the end of the day, they fear US hegemony more than they do Saddam Hussein. I do not intend to question the patriotism of those opposed to the war (and I hope you liberals believe me on that), though I do call on those calling for us to defer to the UNSC sensibilities to ask themselves whether or not they agree with that assessment. There are, as near as I can tell, five concrete rationales for opposing the war.
(1) The Franco-German and Asian view that the United States is a bigger threat to world peace than is Iraq.

(2) War with Iraq will only anger the Arabs.

(3) War with Iraq is a risky venture that could turn into another Vietnam or, at least, not worth the casualties that may be wrought.

(4) War with Iraq will get Bush re-elected and Bush is a bigger threat to the US than is Hussein.

(5) War with anyone in any circumstances is bad because it's not healthy for children and other living things.


That the UN is not on board with the war is not a legitimate stance in opposition. If you're using that as an excuse to hide behind, you're evading your real reason, which is one of the above*. They are also, it's worth noting, mutually exclusive (with the exception of #s 1 and 4; and 2 and 5)

Now, on to Robert Wright, who assures us that while certain other liberals have fallen victim to common sense, he continues to take leave of his own.

Wright's reason for opposing the war in Iraq seems to be #2. He only dedicates a couple paragraphs to this, and for good reason. It reaks of appeasement. Of course it reaks of appeasement because it is appeasement. The question is will the appeasement work. Will letting one ruthless dictator stay in power so that they don't get upset make them less likely to attack us in the future? Is the greater threat Saddam Hussein or a little kid inspired by our actions to become a terrorist. This question doesn't make Wright very comfortable because it leads credence to the unpopular notion that it was US policy that inspired 9/11, so he glosses over it and says the latter. That he suggested terrorists would be less likely to attack us if we left Afghanistan in power does not lend me much confidence in his risk-analysis capabilities. He has, in fact, practically suggested that we do nothing, cross our fingers, and hope for the best (in regards to our war with al-Qaeda, to say nothing of Saddam).

Make no mistake, that's what he's suggesting here. Except he doesn't have the guts to just do it (or the brains to realize that that's what he's suggesting).

Instead he trots out the true-but-nonetheless-irrelevent point that it would look a lot better if the UN were involved. Well yes, it would. It'd also look better if it were done by Iraqi civilians. Actually, it would look better better if Saddam and all his lieutenants all dropped dead of a heart attack at the same instance. Better better better still would be if a giant Multilateral Consortium Of Unity and Cooperation For Everybody created a magic deathray, let's call it the Bad Guy Deathray, that only killed the people we want to kill. At a safe distance of course so no one would get hurt.

Back in the real world, there is no Bad Guy Deathray, another round of inspections won't do anything, the UN will always continue to ask for them, and at the end of the day they will support us or not regardless of whether we're on our 73rd try with diplomacy or our 93rd.

There will be no true weapons inspections. There will be no voluntary disarmament. If we don't attack, what there will be is continued sanctions (which liberals rightly abhored prior to the alternative being war), continued smattering combat, and eventually Saddam Hussin, or his kids, with a serious supply of nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons. That, by default, is an acceptable conclusion to those who oppose the war.

Should we just cross my fingers and hope for the best?


*- There may well be a fifth reason that I haven't heard, but it's not the UN or that weapons inspections can work.
COLOR ME SHOCKED

The New York Times editorial board has an idea. They're a little cagey in their presentation with it, seeing as how they spend the first 9/10 of the column explaining why the idea hasn't worked, isn't working, and will not work. In the last paragraph, though, they take their stand.
Mr. Hussein is a cagey despot, and he is certain to use the coming week to make a dramatic concession or two. But Hans Blix, the chief inspector for chemical and biological weapons, has demonstrated a stern resistance to eyewash, and the Security Council seems to be tiring of Mr. Hussein's antics. Coercive diplomacy has its limits — it didn't budge Mr. Hussein from Kuwait a decade ago. But it is well worth trying.

Oh boy, diplomacy! If only we'd thought of that sooner...

More seriously, at this point I think there are two serious positions on the inspections issue:

(1) Iraq is amassing weapons and evading inspectors. This cannot be allowed to happen.

(2) Iraq is amassing weapons and evading inspectors. This does not pose enough of a threat to justify a pre-emptive invasion.

Or, of course, the J.J. Marshall position:

(3) Iraq is amassing weapons and evading inspectors. This cannot be allowed to happen... as long as it isn't the Republicans that make sure it isn't.
RAW'S QUOTE OF THE DAY

I laughed out loud when I read this:
"The bottom line is this: only when Mumia is elected prime minister of Israel will there be peace in the Middle East. Together we can make it happen. Dare to dream". -NC

Monday, February 03, 2003

INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST LIBERAL VERSUS GOOD GUY CONSERVATIVE

(This new feature is not meant to demonstrate that Liberals are inherently Intellectually Dishonest or Conservatives are inherently good guys. Rather I will use it poke fun at sillier liberal arguments by taking them to their most ludicrous extreme.)

There are a number of reasons that people oppose war with Iraq. There's the War Hurts Children And Other Living Things group, to whom I will not dignify a response. There are those that fear backlash or that we'll sustain a lot of casualties and that we may not win. I am sympathetic to those arguments, though I don't agree with them. Then there's the argument that a number of otherwise level-headed individuals make that strikes me more as a rhetorical ploy than anything else. The "Why Iraq? Why now?" question, as if they would support attacking Syria next year. That's not a legitimate argument, it's a question and one that isn't part of the aGGCegate question as to whether or not war in Iraq is a good thing or a bad one. What

So, today we join Intellectually Dishonest Liberal (IDL) and Good Guy Conservative (GGC) as they hang out in GGC's house. Suddenly, they hear a loud noise.

GGC: Oh cruddy-fingers, they're at it again.
IDL: Who are at it?
GGC: The neighborhood boys. Every Thursday night they get drunk and wrap all the houses on the street. They leave beer cans everywhere. That's it, I've warned them repeatedly. I'm going to file a complaint.
IDL: Why would you do that?!
GGC: Because I'm tired of it! I don't know how many times I have to warn them...
IDL: Exactly!
GGC: Huh?
IDL: You said that they always do this. Why call the police now? Perhaps you should try to reason with them...
GGC: Reason with them? They said after the last three times I've warned them that they wouldn't do it again.
IDL: Yes, and you still haven't called the police. This is quite suspicious.[1]
GGC: That's because I didn't want to call the police. Unfortunately, I don't have much of a choice.
IDL: But why these boys? Why now?
GGC: Cause these boys are wrapping my damn house!
IDL: And I can understand your agitation with that, but it's not like these are the only boys wrapping houses anywhere. Why don't you call the police on the people that are housewrapping across town? [2]
GGC: Because I don't see them doing it in the act?
IDL: But you know people do it, yet you do nothing about it. You could start up a neighborhood watch.
GGC: I don't need a neighborhood watch. I can just look out the front window.
IDL: I meant across town.
GGC: Across town?
IDL: Of course.
GGC: Just so I can justify calling the people who are wrapping my house and throwing junk all over my front lawn?
IDL: Right.
GGC: Okay, so you would support me calling the police on vandalism going on across town, but not here?
IDL: Well no, because then you would be neglecting the vandalism that's happening to your neighbors. [3]
GGC: So I have to get everybody at once just to get anybody?
IDL: Basically. Come to think of it, last time you were at my house, you left a little bit of toilet paper on the floor and you left an empty beer can on my coaster. Should I call the police on you? It doesn't seem to me that you're in a position to judge here. Quite hypocritical, if you ask me. [4]
GGC: And I'm sorry about that. You know me and my slopiness and short term memory...
IDL: And how do you know those boys don't have a bad short term memory and just accidentally misplaced several toilet paper rolls on your trees? [5]
GGC: Look for yourself...
[AD sees a kid throw up a toilet roll. The one next to him hi-fives him]
IDL: Isn't that the Thompson boy?
GGC: Yeah it is.
IDL: Uh huh, and didn't your store once sell his brother alcohol when you knew he would share with his little brother? Didn't you contribute to all of this? Quite the hypocrite, aren't we? [6]
GGC: There's a difference between selling his brother a six-pack and letting him run rampant on two quarts of vodka.
IDL: Only in degree. Admit it! You've contributed to this alcoholic mayhem!
GGC: This is the dumbest argument I have ever had.
IDL: Dumber than our one last week about how satellite TV is a civil right?
GGC: This is the second dumbest argument I have ever had.
IDL: Besides, It's not like this place is spotless. You can hardly complain about the beer bottles and toilet paper while there is still this thin layer of dust on your window blinds. Not to mention that you have been known to get food on the table when you go to restaurants...[7]
GGC: [starts heading towards the closet]
IDL: What are you looking for?
GGC: Somewhere in here, I have the object with which I exercise my second amendment rights.
IDL: You mean you're going to go out there brandishing your gun at those boys?!
GGC: Not at the boys outside...
IDL: Maybe I should be going now...
GGC: Good idea.

[1] - "That Iraq has been breaking the UN resolutions repeatedly is old news. What right do you have to go after them now? What's changed?"
[2] - "Saudi Arabia is sponsoring terrorism. Why aren't we going after them? North Korea has nukes, why aren't we going after them?"
[3] - Unsaid: "If you threatened war with Syria, we'd be asking why you aren't going after Saddam."
[4] - "Sure, Iraq has gassed it's civilians, but the US is turning into a totalitarian state with this whole USA Patriot Act, so who are we to judge?"
[5] - Unsaid: "Maybe he's building those weapons cause if he puts them under his pillow, the Weapons Fairie will give him a quarter."
[6] - "We gave Iraq weapons back in the eighties to fight a greater threat at the time, so we are now unable to act on its much more serious excesses now."
[7] - "Until we never have a Florida 2000 ever again and until Afghanistan is the epitome of the perfect free democracy, we can't even consider Iraq."

Next Week On Intellectually Dishonest Liberal and Good Guy Conservative, AD tries to convince GGC that it's morally impermissable to give a homeless man the change in his pocket.

[clip]
GGC: Let me get this straight, you're saying that until I give $.73 to every homeless man in this city, I can't give this man a dime?
IDL: That would be accurate...
GGC: [to Homeless Guy] Bet you'd like to show this guy a thing or two, huh?
HOMELESS GUY: [grunt]
IDL: [runs away]
[/clip]
IT HAPPENED AGAIN

I first heard about the Space Shuttle Columbia when I was getting out of the shower at my friend Brett's house. All I could hear was that they were talking about the inherent risks of space flight. I thought it was an odd topic. I wondered to myself if it was perhaps the anniversary of the Challenger explosion. Unfortunately, of course, it was nothing so benign.

My father works for NASA and I'm from Clear Lake, where most of the astronauts live. I immediately called him to ask if there was anyone that we knew on the shuttle. It turns out that Kalpana Chawla lives in the house where my best friend from preschool to the 6th grade or so lived. We never really knew her, though.

I was talking to someone and watching to news in the hotel bar for a good part of the day. People had different comments. Some suggested that we're making too big a deal of it (one said that we blew 9-11 way out of proportion, too). One lady called into a news station to hope that Bush "won't use this as another reason to go to war against Iraq" and another said something about "heartless Democrats."

For the most part though, I think our reaction is the same. We went through this all with the Challenger explosion some time ago, so it doesn't seem as devestating. We (and the astronauts) are more aware of the risks involved. Nonetheless, despite the fact they knew they were risking their lives, we should all be saddened that they had to spend them. Seven people gave up their lives for science, technology, and space exploration. For that we owe them our thanks.

For more thoughtful perspective, check out the newly restored American Kaiser, Justin Weitz